Miz's Skits of Hilarity.04
"Miss Altego"

MizSpookie:
-standing next to a cardboard box with Steve Irwin's name on it and the date of his death. Wearing all black and Dez standing next to her wearing all black as well....okay she always wear black but this time ultra black.-
Rest in peace Steve Irwin, you were always the model father and husband. You were brave, kind, and always put others first instead of your own needs. And you always wanted to teach the world about the animal kingdom the only way you knew how.

Dez:
By getting too close and irritating the hell out of hazardous beasts and biting critters.
That's why we loved you.

MizSpookie:
-tosses black and white flowers on box-
The world loved you Steve, and so did we.

Dez:
-cries softly, wipes face with black cloth linen.-

MizSpookie:
-pats Dez on the back-
It'll be okay...
Hey, do any of you need a ride home?
-looks at all the crocodiles and alligators with black ribbons, top hats, and bow ties on-

Crocodiles & Gators:
No, we have a ride. Thank you for inviting us, everyone else was too afraid of us attacking to join the real one.

MizSpookie:
No problem, we all know you guys loved him too.
Dez:
-waves them goodbye-
Drive safe!

MizSpookie:
That was depressing...want to order a pizza?

Dez:
With olives and mushrooms?

MizSpookie:
-pets her-
Anything you want.

Dez:
Miz?!

MizSpookie:
What? What's wrong?

Dez:
No, not YOU Miz. THAT Miz!
-points behind MizSpookie-

MizSpookie:
...
-slowly turns to look-

-Alter Ego Miz is standing behind her, glaring with blue embers around her of unmerciful fury-

MizSpookie:
Oh crap, should have seen this coming.

Alter Ego Miz:
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
-jumps on MizSpookie, trying to strangle her.-

MizSpookie:
EEUGH! AAAch! AAAGCH!
-flailing arms helplessly, turning blue in the face.-

Dez:
HEY! Knock it off!
-smashes Alter Ego Miz with plank wood-

Alter Ego Miz:
*THWACK!*
OW! MY F*bleep*ING FACE!

MizSpookie:
-coughing, face returning to it's normal color-
Dez! Why the hell didn't you do that before she got me?! You saw her before me!

Dez:
I wanted to see how far she'd go.

MizSpookie:
-glares at Dez, looks over at Alter Ego Miz-
Is your face okay?

Alter Ego Miz:
My face will heal, what won't is the fact that you're ENDING Mundane Intermission!

MizSpookie:
I know, it's awful but I want to do something different! I'm running out of jokes to do, and I wanted to do a different type of project--

Alter Ego Miz:
BULLS*bleep*! You turned your back on me! We've been together forever, and you wanted to use me for your little comic thing and I agreed to! I worked hard and so did you on that comic and now you're going to throw years of memories away?!

MizSpookie:
I...Idon't know what to say. I'm sorry your feelings are hurt, I know we both worked hard. But it doesn't mean I don't love you. you're a part of me, and always will be.

Dez:
Isn't she YOU? I mean, she has purple hair and looks slimmer than you but she's still you.

MizSpookie:
Technically she is me, but a different version of me.
She's everything I want to say.
She's everything I want to be.
She's everything I feel like on the inside, a part of me that's hidden from everyone else and was only expressed in Mundane Intermission.

Alter Ego Miz:
Well not anymore. With Mundane Intermission I'll be forgotten forever now. I'm your creation, and you're going to throw me away! How could you?!

MizSpookie:
Now, I never said I was going to get rid of you. Just because I'm going to stop doing Mundane Intermission doesn't mean you're going to be gone forever.
You're still mine, you'll be in my pictures, you'll be in my thoughts, and you'll be here when I need someone to talk to. Even if it is just a conversation with myself.
I'd never throw you away, you're too important.

Alter Ego Miz:
So...I'm not going to be forgotten?

MizSpookie:
Never! -pats Alter Ego Miz's shoulder-

Dez:
That's very sweet confusing as hell.
You're both Miz. You look different but you both share the same name. We can't have both of you the same name.

Alter Ego Miz:
She's right, that would be confusing.

MizSpookie:
Hmm...I have an idea. But it would have to mean we'd need to change your name Miz2.

Alter Ego Miz:
Well...if I have to. What will my new name be?

MizSpookie:
How about Altego?

Dez:
Altego? That's a really weird name.

MizSpookie:
I admit it lacks feminine qualities but it's a mixture of the word Alter Ego.

Alter Ego Miz:
I'll have to take it, it sounds very interesting. Maybe I'll get used to it.

MizSpookie:
Thanks for being such a sport about it all, I promise I won't stop remembering you or drawing you.

Altego:
Good, I don't want to be forgotten. Being forgotten is what real death is like.

MizSpookie:
How frightening.

Dez:
Scary. -nodding- So how about that pizza?

Altego:
With olives and mushrooms?

Dez:
Mmm hmmm!

Altego & MizSpookie:
EEW! We better get pepperoni on it too!

...........END